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Cos he's our mate...
Simon is an honorary member of Bucket of Bitches due to his ability to bitch, drink huge amounts of beer, say rack off bouncer in an appalling Aussie accent and many other degenerate traits.

However, his ability to pull at will ensures him only honorary membership...



About Simon

First, let's get things out into the open. Simon is Gay, but doesn't flaunt it, unless you include his drooling after fit
men in the pub after ten pints of the 'wife-beater'. He doesn't have a problem with is sexuality, so neither should you.

Simon first met Suz when they were studying at College, where Debs was(and still is) a member of staff. Through these
two wonderful women, Simon met Shari, and his life has never been the same since!

As a composer, Simon likes the company of intelligent people, but not geeky people. An appreciation of the arts, and his dedication and
commitment to his work and to his friends, are important factors to understand.

He used to be a serial monogamist, but realised this was causing more grief then it was worth, so know is looking for Mr Right Now, at the same time as Mr Right.

Men
Simon doesn't have a type as such, but generally goes for the older man (not old men!)
Rugby builds are appreciated too, not fat but fit and well built.

In other words, men and not boys are his type. If you can only talk bull-s**t
then don't bother talking to him, it really gets on his nerves.

Saying that, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so you could be a Robbie Williams,
George Clooney, or Derwyn Jones, it makes no difference.

Music
You may have guessed his music is very important. He writes modern
classical music, and steers away from the Avant-Garde.

You can see his work here





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